Hey Al. You know when we went to the boxing circuit a few weeks ago and there was a man there who broke the sound barrier he was hitting so hard? Well, guess who was partnered with him today? We were the only 2 men there so we were put together. His name is Darryl, … Continue reading Boxing!

Why does onion have to be such an asshole? When you’re being chopped up into a thousand pieces, is it too much to ask not to make someone cry like a bitch? I had to chop up an onion for lunch today and by the time I’d finished I was bawling like Chris Crocker. (If … Continue reading I’m a celebrity too

Don’t you think it is ironic that a political party named “One Nation” continually divides public opinion? I think they could have chosen their name better. “Divided Nation” is a little too obvious, so maybe something that appeals to their support base, like  “White Nation”, or “I represent 1% of Australians Party”. Apparently a One … Continue reading Mothers